Pittsburgh

(Written Friday morning) I’m off to Pittsburgh today (Pennsylvania) ((the one near Mckeesport)) . Looking forward to seeing Craig & Holly. Craig is my childhood…>>

Blog

I’ve always thought it would be a fun writing exercise to keep a daily blog, so I’m considering giving it a shot.  How many days…>>

Odometer Update: The Drive to 300K

Alright, I don’t know if Ford would sponsor a comedian, but if Ford were to do so, I think I would be a wonderful candidate….>>

Jokes written by joke-writer who lacks the ability to exaggerate

You know the party is over when the lights go up, and the music GOES DOWN! You know you had too much to drink, when…>>

No hidden message (A mix tape exchange)

Dear Anna, It’s been a few weeks since you left. I was just thinking about you and thought I’d send some music I’m listening to…>>

Animal Attack Self Defense Guide

One problem with defending yourself in the wild is that each attacker is different. It’s difficult to remember the proper protocol from one species to…>>

Automatic Millionaire – The Latte Factor

Several years ago I read a book called “The Automatic Millionaire” by David Bach. I was perusing Barnes & Noble, drinking my daily iced mocha,…>>

Alien Abductions Alienate

I recently had an interesting conversation with a fellow whose father is one of the leading experts on alien abductions. My first instinct was curiosity…>>

Superior Poetry – Volume VI: “Email Professional”

My emails are impressive – so concise and courteous. Such rapid response time, with thoughtful answers to your questions. You receive a well written reply…>>

Baby Bird on muh foot

Cell phone cameras have made it more and more difficult to live in the present. It can’t be healthy for every human to possess the…>>