Unwritten Best Sellers

I’ve decided to write a best-selling book, and it’s obvious that the key to doing so, is coming up with a title that looks like…>>

Some Opening Lines

I’m not good at approaching women, so I’ve brainstormed some opening lines to help break the ice: Hi, I’m pretty awkward around attractive women, so…>>

Just a heads up that my birthday is tomorrow, in case you weren’t planning to make a big deal over it.

Pain don’t hurt

On TV in Charlotte today – show tonight in Fort Mill http://ping.fm/nOE9F

Beard update: all is well in Atlanta at the Laughing Skull. 3 shows left with moving new dramatic piece from Dave Stone and stunt double.

Fatmerica

The OECD (Organinization for Economic Cooperation and Development) put out a report estimating that by 2020, 75% of Americans will be obese. Article. If I…>>

Baseball Cards and bad investing

Like many boys in the late 80’s and early 90’s, I collected baseball cards. I remember being told (and believing) that baseball cards were solid…>>

Death of a Mail-man

How does the Post Office continue to exist? It’s a business that, like the Yellow Pages, is no longer necessary. It also represents a colossal…>>

Words (A random insignificant post)

Here are some words I know how to spell, but don’t know their meanings: Abbess – to forgive a nun, for being un-nunlike Effete –…>>