buy andriol


  • Unwritten Best Sellers

    posted on Friday, October 29th @ 1 pm | jozimmerman

    I’ve decided to write a best-selling book, and it’s obvious that the key to doing so, is coming up with a title that looks like it would make the best-seller list. Here is what I have so far.

    My Sister’s Secret
    The girl with the Ballerina Figurine
    The Last Song of the Whippoorwill
    The girl with the Mace in her purse
    Ice Melting
    The girl with the Mole in the Shape of Jesus on her Elbow
    Before Eden
    The Girl With the Glass Eye (who talked like a pirate)
    Timeless Winters
    The girl with the Kaleidoscope in her Toy Chest
    Unicorn Boy
    The girl with the Racist Grandfather
    Plight of the Prairie Dog
    The Girl with the Lighting Bolt Scar on her Forehead
    To Meet a Lover
    The girl with the Pig Valve in her Heart
    Missing in Bolivia
    The Girl who Baked Pumpkin Pies at Midnight
    Nature’s Rainbow
    The girl with the Violin in her Closet
    Waves Crashing on Sand at Midnight
    The Girl with the Pale Face (who lusted for Vampires)
    Blue Moon Rising
    The girl with the Red Hood (and lurking wolf)