Framed Gas Station 3D Bald Eagle Art

Just to paint the picture, I’m driving through Indiana on my way to a high profile gig at the University of Notre Dame, with the…>>

Too Old to Trick-or-Treat

For almost as long as I can remember, I’ve felt a deep sense of aging; the inner-monologue of “man, I’m really getting old.” “Yep Joe,…>>

Potential Classic Courtroom Drama Cliche Movie Titles Still Available (which I would never pay to see, but might star Denzel Washington or Michael Douglas)

Sometimes I think every cliche movie title must be taken – especially in the courtroom drama genre. Most of the ones I thought of were…>>

Shingles

The good news is, I’ve recovered from Shingles. The bad news is, I had Shingles. Shingles sounds kind of gross right? I had no idea…>>

Unwritten Best Sellers

I’ve decided to write a best-selling book, and it’s obvious that the key to doing so, is coming up with a title that looks like…>>

Some Opening Lines

I’m not good at approaching women, so I’ve brainstormed some opening lines to help break the ice: Hi, I’m pretty awkward around attractive women, so…>>

Baseball Cards and bad investing

Like many boys in the late 80’s and early 90’s, I collected baseball cards. I remember being told (and believing) that baseball cards were solid…>>

Death of a Mail-man

How does the Post Office continue to exist? It’s a business that, like the Yellow Pages, is no longer necessary. It also represents a colossal…>>

Words (A random insignificant post)

Here are some words I know how to spell, but don’t know their meanings: Abbess – to forgive a nun, for being un-nunlike Effete –…>>

The Decision (Lebron’s, that is)

I thought I was a Cavaliers fan but apparently I’m not. The moment Lebron said, “I’m-a take my talents down to south beach,” I stopped…>>