The Decision (Lebron’s, that is)

I thought I was a Cavaliers fan but apparently I’m not. The moment Lebron said, “I’m-a take my talents down to south beach,” I stopped…>>

Pythons taking over the Everglades

So this just happened in the Evergaldes – it’s a picture of a Python that exploded, after eating an Alligator. That’s correct, Pythons in the…>>

This is Just to say – a Poem by Lebron James

(Tribute to William Carlos Williams) I have left your city and the team that you built around me and which surely tore your heart out…>>

Five Ways to Spot a Russian Spy

1) Looks like she would cast for the part of stereotypical hot Russian Spy in a 1978 James Bond movie 2) Speaks Russian/has thick Russian…>>

Be careful who you trust

I spend a lot of time working in coffee shops, and I’m surprised by how often strangers will walk up to me and ask, “Hey,…>>

Beautiful Poem

Eating all of the pasta in this cupboard like nothing I expected You can greet me at the door Or you can make me break…>>

Mrs. vs. Ms. vs. Miss

It seems odd to me that it’s 2010 and women have to choose between Mrs., Ms., and Miss while men are just Mr. This has…>>

My Worst Comedy Gig

Well, I set my new personal record on Friday, for worst gig I’ve ever performed at. I was asked to perform in an “auditorium” for…>>

Mmmkay, just learned about ping site that syncs facebook, muhspace, twitter, linked in, wordpress, and everything else…this is ridiculous.

New Stand-Up Clips up on Rooftop Comedy

Vitamins and exercisehttp://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/VitaminsAndExer… Joe Zimmerman at the Diana Wortham Theatre in Asheville, NC – Half Full Productions An awkward conversationhttp://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/AnAwkwardConver… Joe Zimmerman at The Loft…>>